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Posted: Post subject: ANY VIAGRA JOKE??? |
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the FDA is working on a new pill called VIAZAK its a mixture of VIAGRA and PROZAK basically if you dont get a ---- you dont give a ----.
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`whate happens if you take VIAGRA and PRUNE JUICE ? you dont know if you are comming or going
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`i was in the hospital the other day i see a nurse tending a old man, from the corner of my eye i see her giving him CHEESE and VIAGRA i couldnt control myself so i asked what this was about the nurse replys the CHEESE is to help him sleep and the VIAGRA is so that he shouldnt roll off the bed.....
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`i once wanted to try the PILL so i got ahold of one and put it in my mouth i must have left it there for too long because i had a stiff neck for 4 hours...
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`a old man aske his doctor for a QUATER pill so the doctor tells him you know that it wont do the job? the man replies i have an issue peeing on the floor all i need is a little lift...
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`i saw a picture of NIAGRA falls going upwards its was accidently spelled with a V....
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`Johnson and Johnson came out with a pill equivalent to the "Blue pill" it'll be called Johnson & Johnson for the Johnson....
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`In Mexico they passed a law where if you're 70 and older the pill is free! I guess I won't let my kids sit on Sanaa's lap anymore....
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